WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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