is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
