Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
