I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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