I didn't shave. On purpose
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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