have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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