i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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