i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think your dad took our porno
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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