Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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