Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we're making bets on your personal life
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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