he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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