Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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