This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
