All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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