i need an iv and a liver transplant
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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