ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
