We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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