Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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