I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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