Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
