He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
two words...techno handjob
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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