oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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