I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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