My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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