Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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