do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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