im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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