he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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