doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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