ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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