Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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