my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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