It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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