I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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