he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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