she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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