I like to think it a success when the cops are called
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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