Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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