How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also, beer. Big fan.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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