So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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