am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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