He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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