That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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