I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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