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(708): View more from Illinois

you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!

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(575): View more from New Mexico

My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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(916): View more from California

nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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(734): View more from Michigan

Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.

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(813): View more from Florida

I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him

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(818): View more from California

more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt

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(301): View more from Maryland

A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting

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(586): View more from Michigan

I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!

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