like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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