butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm too high and old for this...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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