their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i barfeds in our rink
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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