Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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