Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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