What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize