Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
