Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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