Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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