it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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