Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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