We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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