is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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